Monday’s are such a lame way to spend 1/7th of your life. On such a monday a conversation between 2 IT folks:
Rina: Gurujiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Guruji: Yessssssssss
Rina: Feeling sleepy….
Guruji: Me tooo….
Rina: Why do mondays come?
Guruji: Because sunday’s end…
Rina: hmmm
Guruji: I saw a kind of movie last night in dreams...
Guruji: I was shot in the knee fighting..
Rina:
wat dreams u get
Guruji: arre if I tell you the whole dream , you will laugh till ur stomach aches.. but I plan to put that on my blog...
Rina: bt u can give me an outline, as now m curious
Guruji: Longgggggggggggggggg story...
Rina: today is a LOOOOOOOOOOOng day
Guruji:
Rina: remeber ?? Its monday..
so u can start
Guruji: Now that is not fair, you blackmail me emotionally by making sad faces...
Actually it won't be fun reading.. will tell u in person some other time..
Rina: ok
After 5 minutes………………………………………
Rina: Gurujiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Guruji: yesssssssssssssss
Rina: just…bore ho rahi thi
Guruji: Dream bata hi dun kya?
Rina: haan
Guruji: ok..
◄ here it goes
Guruji: I saw a skinny, thin not so cool, bad looking friend of mine.. (No idea who he was), but got a hot, very attractive beautiful, lovely looking gorgeous girlfriend
I met him on the streets while he was taking a walk along with his gf..
Rina:
Guruji: Then all of a sudden a fat, ugly guy, who looked like the villains of the 60's...came and started teasing the gf very abusively and offensively...
The skinny thing friend of mine unexpectedly, gave 3-4 tight slaps to the fatso..
The fatso almost burst into tears and and went inside the house infront of which we were standing..
While I was still in complete shock over whatever happend, after a couple of minutes, the fatso came back with dozens of people with him..
Rina:
Guruji: Those dozens of people or I should says thugs or chaps, who looked like the gang members of a 80's movie, were all carrying guns....
Rina:
Guruji: and including the fatso, they all started shooting at us...
While we 2 were trying to run from the crime scene
Rina: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Guruji: the girl was gone.. She just disappeared...
Rina: hmmm
◄ there's shooting goin on n ur concentrating on the girl
Guruji:
While I was running, my friend got a couple of bullet and fell over the footpath and died on the spot...
I doubt he used to look like shekhar..
I was thinking since the culprit has died, No i will be free and can simply walk home... I was anyways not with him..
But the fatso and the gang were still after me,
they kept on shooting
WHile I was cheking on my friend, I got shot at the knee..
Can't tell you how an awesome feelin it was...
I - the most simple - ever smiling - no quarrels - the clean image guy - got shot at the kneee fighting..
Rina:
Guruji: I was feeling like a knight!
Rina:
Guruji: But soon I realized that it would be difficult to run since I was shot at the knee ..
Rina: oh
Guruji: So I looked for shelter/Bunker
Then I found an old rusty car at the other end of the road
I ran for my life and went and covered myself behind the car, while dozens of people including the fatso were still shooting at me, from the nearby buildings...
I waited for sometime, but the @$$es were not stopping at all, God knows they had an ammunition factory or what..
But I had to make an action to save my life...
Just then, I saw a 'langar' hapening, in fatso's neighbor's house...
u know langar???
Rina: no
wats dt?
Guruji: arre hindi wala,mandir mein hota hai na …
Khana khilate hain logon ko
Rina: accha got it
Guruji: Ok...
so while there were dozens of people shooting in the street,
there was a langar going on peacefully in the neighborhood...
one of the guys there was serving Boondi Raita from a bucket, to the people sitting in a row
Rina:
Raita
??
Guruji: yup!
its my favourite
Rina:
◄ now ur concentrating on food
hey bhagwan
Guruji: don't say anything to Boondi Raita, wait and know how this Raita saved my life...
so there was this boy who was serving boondi raita
While I was hidding behind the car almost sitting in a position like a rat...
The boy saw my leg and a part of the big butt of mine...
Rina:
Guruji: He thought that I am a beggar and is eating behind the car...
Guruji: He came with his bucket of Raita to me (While the shoting was still on)...
and served... even though I was not having any plates..
Rina:
Guruji: I thought this is the best opportunity
I got hold of him as a cover,
and started running behind him, taking his cover
I was saved from all the bullets
And the boy also didn't get a single shot
u know how?
All the shots were taken by the iron bucket of Boondi Raita...
Rina: bucket of raita?
Guruji: So under his cover only I came out of that street...
I thanked the guy for the Boondi raita..sorry for help.. and started walking towards home
While I was walking home.. I had 2 thoughts in mind..
Rina: now u still had thoughts
wt patience
Guruji:
1. Where the hell did the girl disappear...?? How could she run so fast..
2. When would the next langar happen, and would I be able to go there? The raita looked just awesome...
Rina:
i knew u were concentrating only on these 2
Guruji: Thinking abt all these I reached home...
And had the proud feeling that I got into such a big fight
and even got shot.. Yippi!! 
~~~~The End~~~~~~
Rina:
waah
i have no words
mayb a next bollywood script
Guruji: yeah, u can't have words, Must be filled with Raita by now... :)
Rina: :)
Guruji: So I wasted ur half an hour in this silly story of mine.. :)
Rina: nooo
it was nice
it ws the only thing tht kept me awake
otherwise m almost fallin asleep on my chair
Guruji: Cool… I am going to get a coffee, Can’t hold it anymore.. C ya!
:)
:: Guruji is away ::
