Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A Knight, A Fight & Boondi Raita

Monday’s are such a lame way to spend 1/7th of your life. On such a monday a conversation between 2 IT folks:

Rina: Gurujiiiiiiiiiiiiii 

Guruji: Yessssssssss

Rina: Feeling sleepy….

Guruji: Me tooo….

Rina: Why do mondays come?

Guruji: Because sunday’s end…

Rina: hmmm

Guruji: I saw a kind of movie last night in dreams... 

Guruji: I was shot in the knee fighting..

Rina:

wat dreams u get

Guruji: arre if I tell you the whole dream , you will laugh till ur stomach aches.. but I plan to put that on my blog...

Rina: bt u can give me an outline, as now m curious

Guruji: Longgggggggggggggggg story...

Rina: today is a LOOOOOOOOOOOng day

Guruji:

Rina: remeber ?? Its monday..

so u can start

Guruji: Now that is not fair, you blackmail me emotionally by making sad faces...

 Actually it won't be fun reading.. will tell u in person some other time..

Rina: ok

 

After 5 minutes………………………………………

 

Rina: Gurujiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Guruji: yesssssssssssssss

Rina: just…bore ho rahi thi 

Guruji: Dream bata hi dun kya?

Rina: haan

Guruji: ok..

here it goes

Guruji: I saw a skinny, thin not so cool, bad looking friend of mine.. (No idea who he was), but got a hot, very attractive beautiful, lovely looking gorgeous girlfriend

I met him on the streets while he was taking a walk along with his gf..

Rina:

Guruji: Then all of a sudden a fat, ugly guy, who looked like the villains of the 60's...came and started teasing the gf very abusively and offensively...

The skinny thing friend of mine unexpectedly, gave 3-4 tight slaps to the fatso..

The fatso almost burst into tears and and went inside the house infront of which we were standing..

While I was still in complete shock over whatever happend, after a couple of minutes, the fatso came back with dozens of people with him..

Rina: shock2

Guruji: Those dozens of people or I should says thugs or chaps, who looked like the gang members of a 80's movie, were all carrying guns....

Rina:

jaw dropper

Guruji: and including the fatso, they all started shooting at us...

While we 2 were trying to run from the crime scene

Rina: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Guruji: the girl was gone.. She just disappeared...

Rina: hmmm

there's shooting goin on n ur concentrating on the girl

Guruji:

While I was running, my friend got a couple of bullet and fell over the footpath and died on the spot...

I doubt he used to look like shekhar..

I was thinking since the culprit has died, No i will be free and can simply walk home... I was anyways not with him..

But the fatso and the gang were still after me,

they kept on shooting

WHile I was cheking on my friend, I got shot at the knee..

Can't tell you how an awesome feelin it was...

I - the most simple - ever smiling - no quarrels - the clean image guy - got shot at the kneee fighting..

Rina:

Guruji: I was feeling like a knight!untitled 

Rina: 

Guruji: But soon I realized that it would be difficult to run since I was shot at the knee ..

Rina: oh

Guruji: So I looked for shelter/Bunker

Then I found an old rusty car at the other end of the road

I ran for my life and went and covered myself behind the car, while dozens of people including the fatso were still shooting at me, from the nearby buildings...

I waited for sometime, but the @$$es were not stopping at all, God knows they had an ammunition factory or what..

But I had to make an action to save my life...

Just then, I saw a 'langar' hapening, in fatso's neighbor's house...

u know langar???

Rina: no

wats dt?

Guruji: arre hindi wala,mandir mein hota hai na …

Khana khilate hain logon ko

Rina: accha got it

Guruji: Ok...

so while there were dozens of people shooting in the street,

there was a langar going on peacefully in the neighborhood...

one of the guys there was serving Boondi Raita from a bucket, to the people sitting in a row

Rina: duh-doh.gif D'oh Emoticon image by mKBy09

Raita

??

Guruji: yup!

its my favourite

Rina: duh-doh.gif D'oh Emoticon image by mKBy09

 

now ur concentrating on food

 hey bhagwan

laugh.gif laugh image by ShadioXP

Guruji: don't say anything to Boondi Raita, wait and know how this Raita saved my life...

so there was this boy who was serving boondi raita

While I was hidding behind the car almost sitting in a position like a rat...

The boy saw my leg and a part of the big butt of mine...

Rina: laugh.gif laugh image by ShadioXP

Guruji: He thought that I am a beggar and is eating behind the car...

Guruji: He came with his bucket of Raita to me (While the shoting was still on)...

 and served... even though I was not having any plates..

Rina: laugh.gif laugh image by ShadioXP

Guruji: I thought this is the best opportunity

I got hold of him as a cover,

and started running behind him, taking his cover

I was saved from all the bullets

And the boy also didn't get a single shot

u know how?

All the shots were taken by the iron bucket of Boondi Raita...

Rina: bucket of raita?

shock_twitch.gif omg smiley image by lalastarrr

Guruji: So under his cover only I came out of that street...

I thanked the guy for the Boondi raita..sorry for help.. and started walking towards home

While I was walking home.. I had 2 thoughts in mind..

Rina: now u still had thoughts

wt patience

Guruji:

1. Where the hell did the girl disappear...?? How could she run so fast..

2. When would the next langar happen, and would I be able to go there? The raita looked just awesome...

Rina: laugh.gif laugh image by ShadioXP

i knew u were concentrating only on these 2

Guruji: Thinking abt all these I reached home...

And had the proud feeling that I got into such a big fight

and even got shot.. Yippi!! b2415e8c091c294a674181c14cfa42d7d66.gif Fighter image by SavoryTinaI am a fighter..

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~~~~The End~~~~~~

Rina: clap.gif Big Smiley Clapping with Goves image by CDShep66

waah

i have no words

mayb a next bollywood script

Guruji: yeah, u can't have words, Must be filled with Raita by now... :)

Rina: :)

Guruji: So I wasted ur half an hour in this silly story of mine.. :)

Rina: nooo

it was nice

it ws the only thing tht kept me awake

otherwise m almost fallin asleep on my chair

Guruji: Cool… I am going to get a coffee, Can’t hold it anymore.. C ya!

:)

:: Guruji is away ::

Saturday, May 8, 2010

I am back…..!!

Enough warming the office chair,

I’ve had busy life’s enough share,

Now only smiles n’ No more pain,

Step aside World, Phoenix is gonna rise again….!!!

Cry-Baby to Try-Baby

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